I’m not going for a Noble Prize here; my theory is pretty simplistic. People who wear sexy underwear on a regular basis are far more fun, spontaneous, diverse interests than those who wear boring underwear.
A few qualifier/rules: (i) applies to underwear worn on a regular basis (so not what they wear on a fancy night out but also not what they wear on a 10 mile hike – their everyday gear); and (ii) works better for women’s underwear than for men’s, as sexy men’s underwear is still often considered a novelty and not de-facto sexy.
My wife have used this theory, to varying levels of success as we screen potential acquaintances for friendship. For example:
– years ago, new neighbours moved in and we noticed that their clothesline was full of very hot thong undies. As we got tot know the couple, sure enough… they’re a blast
– we have gotten to know a couple quite recently, whom we really like and have a lot of fun with. We told them about this theory. The wife immediately dropped her jeans and showed us the sexiest little pair of booty shorts you can imagine.
– we have also had false positives. A women we know quite well made a big deal of letting telling us she only wears thongs. She loved to tell the story of a mini-scandal she caused at a parents’ association meetings when she leaned over and someone noticed her sexy underwear. It turns out she is not really a fun or interesting person at all but tries hard to put on that persona.
So… let me know. What do your underwear say about you?