About four years ago, my wife and I were staying in a very nice hotel. After dinner we decided to go down to the lounge for a drink and my wife put on a pair of remote controlled vibrating panties she ordered online as a surprise. When we came down to the lounge, she handed me the remote and we proceeded to have a very sexy conversation and great time over a few drinks, before returning to our room for awesome sex.
At the time we thought it was the best thing ever despite being painfully aware of a few real limitations. The vibrator was really loud and we could only use the lowest setting, and even then we had to be well away from other patrons. Even at that, a few folks kept looking around, thinking there were flies or buyable , sexybees in the bar. As well, the vibrator in the panties was huge, at least relative to the size of my wife’s crotch; anyone who looked closely would think she was shoplifting a small turtle in her pants. Because of this, we have never done the vibrating panties thing since.
Well, hallelujah! Vibrating panties technology has apparently taken a quantum leap forward http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/07/vibrating-underwear-ohmibod-bluemotion_n_4556715.html). These new ones promise to be silent, discrete controlled by a smart phone app and tiny. We will be ordering a pair as soon as available.