None of the above. It turns out it is the fiscally responsible, serious Swiss? Who would have thought!
Based on global data collected by the Durex Research Group, online media outlet Alternet has compiled the data, and based on measures such as mutal love and respect between partners; freedom from stress; ability to orgasm; freedom from sexual dysfunction; good mental and physical health; frequency of sex and foreplay; and having an exciting sex life, they compiled results. And the Swiss won, earning the crown for most sexually satisfied. The top 12, as profiled on Salon.com (http://www.salon.com/2014/02/19/the_12_most_sexually_satisfied_countries_in_the_world_partner/:
1. Switzerland; 2. Spain; 3. Italy; 4. Brazil; 5. Greece; 6. The Netherlands; 7. Mexico; 8. India; 9. Australia; 10. Nigeria; 11. Germany; 12. China
So, anyone want to join me in moving to Switzerland?