Last weekend, concurrently in Hotels in London and Beijing, couples were evicted from their hotel rooms for ‘creating a disturbance’… AKA… being too loud during sex.
In Beijing, things really got out of hand when other hotel guests – being kept up by the loud sex noises coming from one of the rooms – started a minor riot when the guilty/pleasured party refused to keep it down. The guests were asked to leave the hotel and – in a true victory for justice – the complaining guest was fined 3,000$ for inciting the riot that brought the police there in the first place.
In London, while there was no riot, a couple was evicted from the swanky Lowry Hotel for refusing to keep it down while doing the dirty.
For both of these couples, I’m sure it kind of sucked finding yourself out in the streets at 2am. But admit it, for the story you get… totally worth it!