old but funny
Sarah Palin has finally made an official announcement that she will not be running for President in 2012, although she may still secretly be hoping to pick up a Vice Presidential nomination to pair up with another sufficiently old and unhealthy candidate. So imagining for a minute that Sarah did run and did win the 2012 elections, these would be the things she would have done as the President of the United States.
1. Quit the job after 2 years to concentrate on her family. The concentration on her family would involve Fox News, Dancing With The Stars, going on book tours, and starring in a C-SPAN reality show “Sara Palin‘s White House”.
2. Install a telescope so she would not only see Russia from her house, but also see what Vladimir Putin is up to. Then put up some nice American flag curtains so that Putin could…
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